ingestion

yesterday i put into my mouth the following things:

3 - cups chock full of nuts coffee
1 - glass tap water
5 - slices of new jersey style cheese pizza
1.5 - pitchers of yellowtail ale
2 - bites of blue laffy taffy
2 - red stripe jamaican lager (12 oz.)
1 - New York Fudge Chunk on Waffle Cone @ Ben & Jerry
1 - extra large jack in the box french fries (in glass bowl with malt vinegar, sri racha hot sauce, jack in the box hot sauce)
3 - jack in the box jalepeno "poppers"
7 - advil
3 - acid reducers
1 - zetia cholesterol medicine

i am still here today, ready for more action!

martyrdom videos

Not to leave out the bearded freaks of the middle east...

when you separate men and women, give men all the power and don't let them have sex with women (or know what sex is)... then you get these guys willing to blow themselves up on buses or whatever, shouting, jumping, whipping their faces with branches, spitting on each other, chanting, everything

it's a naturally occurring thing in mice, you deprive male mice of women and they start assembling bombs and showering their cages with their entrails

israel sucks, but these guys suck too, and their biggest concern is not drinking beer

i mean, come on

look at this!

It's amazing to me how much play Israel gets!

Every day it's like this:

5 People Die in Israel!! Soldiers lay their friend to rest in Tel Aviv!! They are white people who look like us!!

then somewhere near page 40 is this:

Civilian Deaths include babies in Lebanon, maybe 800-1000 people killed

though the bombs were Israeli-delivered, they were really caused by the Lebanese anyway so too bad

I guess it's not that surprising if you think about it. The only truth on television or the news is that it is lies anyway. You can pretty much just make up some crap on your own and believe it. If your friends join you then it becomes real.

The only truth is found here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dS-uiRqXvj4

check it out.