May 15, 2006

People Not to Trust

people who tell you how important their job is

people who pronounce "poems" like this: po-eeems

people who use their fingers to make quotation marks in the air while talking

anyone who uses any of the following words out loud: hegemonic, cross-cultural, poignant, "in the book of Psalms...," rhetoric, "American Idol," fenugreek, misanthropic, Marxist, pre-1967 boundaries, racialize

anyone writing a blog

any news on the front page of any newspaper

anyone who mis-spells a word in an online forum

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